Ted hasn't given Valerie any intimate attention in at least two weeks, and Valerie is down in the mouth about it. He promises to make it up to her the next night but she has a nail convention to go to. The rough patch is made rougher when Valerie waits all dolled up for him and he comes home with one of his cute blond nurses.
Furious, Valerie kicks Ted out and destroys his belongings before the heartbreak sets in. This is when the trio's ship crash-lands in Valerie's swimming pool.
Valerie thinks she's just stressing from her upset over Ted, and tries to swim past what she believes is a hallucination. She bumps her head on the ship and falls unconscious. The commander, now wide awake, realizes she'll drown and rescues her. There's a language barrier, so Valerie flies into a panic, fearing the worst. The aliens don't seem to want to hurt her, but in her upset state, Val yanks on random levers on the dash and floods the ship.
She apologizes for what she's done, and invites them to stay with her while she gets the pool drained so they can dry out their ship and return home. They don't understand at first but they learn English from TV and quickly adapt to the California lifestyle.
Val, on hearing it will take the whole weekend to drain the pool and dry out their ship, takes the aliens to her friend's salon for makeovers so they can pass for human until the pool is drained, the ship is dried out and capable of taking off. To the delight of everyone involved, shaving all the neon-colored fur off the tourists unleashes three pieces of man-candy on Southern California.
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More filters. Sort order. Jun 29, Marianne rated it liked it Shelves: aliens-mostly-the-hot-hot-variety , humorous , sci-fi , serials-novellas-or-light-novels. He's a real ass.
Burmesecat rated it liked it Jun 18, He promises to make it up to her the next night but she has a nail convention to go to. Seth : No. Colleen Keehne rated it liked it Mar 15, Kirsten : Well I wish you did. Bullitt Gary Grubbs : Oh yeah, Peanut. He's a real ass.
She has every intention of escaping. What's a poor, smitten king to do?
I enjoyed their battle of wills, how Chyna frustrated him to no end and the entertaining consequences of her many, foiled escape attempts. It was a fun read - at times - but much too short to infuse the charact Rebel Earthling, Chyna Lin has just been "presented" the "opportunity" by alien King Darion Jatara to bear his children. It was a fun read - at times - but much too short to infuse the characters with any real depth.
However it was hilarious and well written. Chyna is part of the resistance intent on making Earthlings as equals on this new planet little does she know she caught the Kings attention. I must say the character development and the story was incredible considering this was a novella. I'm hoping to read more from this author.
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PG | 1h 40min | Comedy, Musical, Romance | 12 May (USA) A Southern California girl befriends three furry aliens after their spaceship lands in her swimming pool. Stars: Jeff Goldblum, Joseph Bologna, Ed Begley Jr. Earth Girls Are Easy () cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more.
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